Monday, November 08, 2004

League Takes Over Miners

MORIA - League officials announced today that control of the Moria Miners will be temporarily placed in the hands of the Commissioner. In a statement from the league office, Commissioner Rasreth said that Queen Brandelion of Lethargy, having been ill for some time, was resting at an undisclosed location. However, rumors quickly spread that her family, fearing her increasingly dark moods and long sojourns into the mines, had her forcibly removed from Moria and taken to a remote tower "for her own good." The recent accusations of murder made in the explosive conclusion to detective Samsneed's diary seem to have put her sanity over the edge. The Commissioner and Moria officials refused to comment on these rumors.